January 2011
62 posts
resolutions for 2011.
1. Work out more often; lose weight; eat healthier. The usual.
2. Get something published in a legit literary journal (as opposed to the undergrad publications I’ve had before).
3. Come out to my parents.
4. Visit three places I’ve never been before.
5. Go on at least three dates, although preferably more.
December 2010
95 posts
kitchenknivesandcherrybombs asked: Of course you're Facebook friends. I shouldn't expect anything less.
I ordered Stone Butch Blues 'cause of you.
I love you and I miss you.
I ordered Stone Butch Blues 'cause of you.
I love you and I miss you.
kitchenknivesandcherrybombs asked: Did you know Leslie Feinberg has a Flickr account?
If you did not, here it is. If you do, here it is anyway.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/transgenderwarrior/
If you did not, here it is. If you do, here it is anyway.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/transgenderwarrior/
Justin Beiber + Ground Zero Mosque = ? →
tymps:
but-for-the-grace:
stfuislamophobes:
I don’t like Justin Bieber, but damn.
Win to Bieber, fail to opponents of Park51.
you guys did read the article, right? lol. i thought it said that the whole thing was a hoax, as in there was no real tiger beat interview, just a secondary digital media outlet claiming to have inside knowledge on the alleged interview between tigerbeat and...
I guess in this society, being male and an asshole...
I want to watch 10 Things I Hate About You. Right fucking now.
Pat Robertson says snow is God's way of preventing... →
gavinsaurusrex:
robertbowiebuttsex:
catchinghaloesonthemoon:
quirkylee:
God created the blizzard currently battering the Northeast “to punish Americans who were planning to drive to do something gay.”
LOL WHAT.
ahahahahahahah that’s the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard
I first read that as Robert Pattinson, not Pat Robertson. I was confused.
He’s got the wrong way around!...
Q: Do you have a Y chromosome?
neutresex:
genderqueer:
- Yes. - No. - Maybe. - Yes, but it’s broken. - No, but I have a spanner wrench. - Sorry, I’m all out. - I lent it to Bob. - I think I cot a couple lying in the attic. - Where can I get one for cheap? - Just a sec. Honey, do we have a Y chromo-thingie?
(From a comment at an xkcd post about sex/gender)
Submitted by sofriel
adding to list of clever responses in...
i felt a lot better about the B i got in my...
until I read my prof’s comments on my final paper. jesus.
on the way back to columbus, i informed my friend...
“that’s a fine name,” she said. “this seems like a car that would look lovely in a pant suit.”
good day.
my friends are here, asleep in my parents’ living room, and we played pool at one of the local bars tonight, and tomorrow we’re headed back to columbus.
“I was told to withhold a six-inch Harry Potter figure, but when I picked up a...”
– A Salvation Army volunteer, who claims Salvation Army officials told him not to include Harry Potter and Twilight toys in his collection for needy children “because they’re incompatible with the charity’s Christian beliefs.”
The toys left behind were to be disposed of, and not passed on to other...
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ I need money
“I remember being home one time at Christmas just a few years ago and it was a...”
– Tina Fey on her favorite Christmas memories from her favorite TV shows (via betty-caruso)
the next time i hear someone go on a rant about...
i am going to punch them in the face. hard.
weird.
i don’t ever really get hungry at night, but i can’t eat tonight because i have to get fasting blood work done in the morning and right now all i can think about is nachos.
mmmmmm. nachos.
John McCain's Don't Ask Don't Tell, Dream Votes... →
Woods said “it hurts” McCain to vote against legislation like the DREAM Act after years of working on reform but said the senator felt betrayed when Latinos overwhelmingly supported Obama overwhelmingly in 2008. “When you carry that fight at great sacrifice year after year and then you are abandoned during the biggest fight of your life, it has to have some sort of effect on...
i am really, really, really white.
Me: I still don't understand how Arrested Development was ever canceled. It is, without a doubt, the best TV show ever.
Brooke: Stuff white people like: Arrested Development. More stuff white people like: Talking about the underrated genius of shows that were canceled.
kitchenknivesandcherrybombs asked: Fuck. THANK YOU. That's exactly what I've been wanting to say.
Watchkitchenknivesandcherrybombs:
allrespectablewizardsdo:
loveingreen:
riddlemetom:
Hilarious Harry Potter deleted scene!
Watch it!
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Oh Prof. Trelawney. you and your drugs.
If I weren’t dead inside, I’d be laughing.
HAHAHAHA. omg. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
I'm kind of getting sick and tired of people...
look. i am just as anti-war as the next person, at least when it comes to the current “war on terror” bullshit. BUT.
i’m sorry, but i have to say, sometimes there are legitimate reasons for going to war.
like stopping HITLER, for example.
granted, that’s not what we’re currently doing. but the american military — despite its faults — has done some...
“McCain distinguished himself doubly this weekend, opposing the Dream Act and...”
– Joe Klein (via corruptpolitics)
poor john mccain. people used to only sort of dislike him, and now people hate him. what a sad life. obama should watch this guy, because this is what happens when you let people you don’t necessarily agree with control the way that you govern.
(via greenstate)
I...
The Green State: Lame Duck Session? Dems PWNAGE Of... →
liberalsarecool:
thesmithian:
‘…the Democrats are starting to rack up a pretty sizable number of successes in what was at one time expected to be a quiet and largely uneventful lame-duck session. There was the tax-cut deal, which included an extension of unemployment benefits, then the…
Too bad they didn’t grow a set and do this shit BEFORE the midterms, rather than trying to...
“having a crush, anybody knows, means being utterly, miserably dejected, and...”
– ira glass, this american life #152 (via littlejessbigcity)
In other news: DREAM Act Failed Today →
besttumblr:
kalemason:
rosietherioter:
On a 55-to-41 vote, the Senate on Saturday failed to proceed on a bill that would have provided a path to citizenship for young people who were brought to the country illegally as children.
The measure would have granted citizenship to undocumented immigrants who were under the age of 16 when they were brought to the United States by their parents,...
on the occasion of going to the hospital to have...
“Name?” the desk clerk said to me politely, her pencil poised.
“Name,” I said vaguely. I remembered, and told her.
“Age?” she asked. “Sex? Occupation?”
“Writer,” I said.
“Housewife,” she said.
“Writer,” I said.
“I’ll just put down housewife,” she said.
— Shirley Jackson; Life Among...
Huh.
Well, I guess now, if all else fails, and I can’t pay back my student loans after graduation, I can join the Navy.
Toby: That's a beautiful chess set.
President Bartlet: It's a gift, for you.
Toby: ...really.
President Bartlet: Yeah, it's hand-carved. Belonged to the prime minister's grandfather, who used it to play with Lord Mountbatten.
Toby: I'm surprised she gave it away.
President Bartlet: Eh, she didn't, we just boosted it from the palace on the way out. I've got some little bottles of shampoo and conditioner too.
Maxistentialism: The best tamale of all time →
companionablesniffles:
maxistentialist:
Comment on this Reddit thread by rhoner:
This past year I have had 3 instances of car trouble. A blow out on a freeway, a bunch of blown fuses and an out of gas situation. All of them were while driving other people’s cars which, for some reason, makes it worse on an emotional level. It makes it worse on a practical level as well, what with the...
The moment you realize your mother is the worst...
kitchenknivesandcherrybombs:
froquontly:
Q: “Mom, what are the four houses in Harry Potter?” A: “Uh, Slytherin, Gryffindor…Huxtable and Owl.”
Oh god. And I have the worst feeling I’d be sorted into Huxtable.
